tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post7048961507791827068..comments2024-02-25T09:46:28.218-05:00Comments on The Park Bench: Nerd Apocalypse Survival KitUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-3048624946050850022010-02-18T02:16:31.534-05:002010-02-18T02:16:31.534-05:00You can't survive the apocalypse without Twink...You can't survive the apocalypse without Twinkies. Without that there would be no point in surviving at all.The Razors Edgehttp://www.therazors-edge.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-81436136813192638012010-02-17T14:27:43.100-05:002010-02-17T14:27:43.100-05:00Lassie is kind of a multi tool of sorts not only w...Lassie is kind of a multi tool of sorts not only will they help spot trouble and find little Timmy in the well. But if you're short of food you can alwats eat the dog.The Razors Edgehttp://www.therazors-edge.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-50754810876842567202009-11-06T21:09:36.666-05:002009-11-06T21:09:36.666-05:00Any chance of swapping the Boreanz doll for a Buff...Any chance of swapping the Boreanz doll for a Buffy?<br />Two sadly forgotten items: Fire extinguisher and space blanket (cuz nobody is quite sure which way it will go)<br />Glow sticks-can be used to build aforementioned light-saber <br />Bear Grylls and Les Stroud-face it, Macgyver isn't real and Mythbusters cast is far too slow and they'd lose all their mojo after the first night when I cut of that asinine lip warmer<br />Patch kit for Buffy<br />Bug spray and sunscreenAttackbunnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714596597631903346noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-42196580594657186962009-07-20T18:35:43.425-05:002009-07-20T18:35:43.425-05:00Deidre: I thought the same thing!! Cordelia with ...Deidre: I thought the same thing!! Cordelia with the spatula. Definitely not the rifle, anyways. =)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-30194801805440614662009-07-16T20:07:18.755-05:002009-07-16T20:07:18.755-05:00Haha, fantastic. I would replace the Shaun of the ...Haha, fantastic. I would replace the Shaun of the Dead DVD with an audiobook of Dune or Ender's Game or something, but I'm right with you!B.J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02374224273058102072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-40479739848769778492009-07-16T20:02:30.856-05:002009-07-16T20:02:30.856-05:00I read "spatula" and immediately thought...I read "spatula" and immediately thought "Bakula." Which sounds good to me...minus the Bisquick. Or maybe not...Addiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14117213654838533204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-45109888008273165632009-07-16T16:26:55.431-05:002009-07-16T16:26:55.431-05:00A towel for obvious reasons and a Swiass Army knif...A towel for obvious reasons and a Swiass Army knife!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03619150976778273365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-40534987691137947102009-07-16T14:10:27.280-05:002009-07-16T14:10:27.280-05:00Ok after reading the additions...I agree with many...Ok after reading the additions...I agree with many of them. But I think that if the Mythbusters team is there (and I can help repopulate the world with Kari) instead of MacGyver having Ash from the Evil Dead movies would be a better addition. Ash + MB Crew= Zombie Death!!Graemehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10604570577060692618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-53479453398017626412009-07-16T13:20:26.031-05:002009-07-16T13:20:26.031-05:00a set of unbreakable glasses so you won't be l...a set of unbreakable glasses so you won't be left blind when someone tries to steal your well-planned-ahead supplies!<br /><br />and to add to the MacGyver theme: a swiss army knife!!!<br /><br />great list! <br />popped in from Whedonesque and I think I'm going to have to hang around for a while doing some tourism in here! ;o)CrazyCrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17512240982215608638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-44264990884802537922009-07-16T12:54:32.870-05:002009-07-16T12:54:32.870-05:00The towel can also double as a lovely, crime-fight...The towel can also double as a lovely, crime-fighting cape!Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07751967082617709096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-79657109989421961082009-07-16T11:57:21.255-05:002009-07-16T11:57:21.255-05:00Instead of the dice, can we use people's knowl...Instead of the dice, can we use people's knowledge of semicolon usage as the evaluation tool for who lives and who dies? We'll already have a copy of Strunk and White just in case we need a reference. Just asking.Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09939684379687736140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-26404278848181983122009-07-16T11:41:59.948-05:002009-07-16T11:41:59.948-05:00Love the list! I'm all for Lassie and the guys...Love the list! I'm all for Lassie and the guys from Myth Busters being on my side, but I'd also like to put a vote in for Sam and Dean Winchester to make an appearance at my campsite. If I'm going to inevitably be eaten by a zombie I want to at least go out happy.Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17007151733189139559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-48503869750329088282009-07-16T10:33:56.287-05:002009-07-16T10:33:56.287-05:00Excellent list!
I would also point out that sel...Excellent list! <br /><br />I would also point out that self-defense will probably be a necessity in the end-of-days, so I'd suggest keeping your Buffy DVD collection with you for training purposes...Season 7 in particular. We can all be Slayerettes now.<br /><br />Also, we'll need some tight brown leather pants, a la Zoe and Mal. Because, you know, feeling that badass will boost our confidence and thus our likelihood of survival.Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06386252275666833559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-87112520369704811692009-07-16T09:34:29.113-05:002009-07-16T09:34:29.113-05:00I think I need to call the Mutant Enemy marketing ...I think I need to call the Mutant Enemy marketing people right away and let them know a David Boreanaz/James Marsters inflatable doll would be a HUGE hit. Hey, maybe it could even fund a Dr. Horrible sequel! And then we'd all be buying them for a good cause -- it's a win-win.Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03732174528471795168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-74159096884290320182009-07-16T08:35:31.641-05:002009-07-16T08:35:31.641-05:00Is there really an inflatable David Boreanaz doll?...Is there really an inflatable David Boreanaz doll?? *wants* And maybe a James Marsters doll to keep David!doll company...MKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03676351768781676531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-84559358881982263152009-07-16T08:10:11.284-05:002009-07-16T08:10:11.284-05:00I agree with the towel, but gotta admit I want the...I agree with the towel, but gotta admit I want the James Marster's doll for the floating.<br />Also, if we're saving the script writers for the entertainment - no one better to save than Joss Wheadon. Can make us laugh while inspiring us to survive the fall. <br />The world is definately doomed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-19491834336840140032009-07-16T06:22:45.603-05:002009-07-16T06:22:45.603-05:00Great list, but most of the nerd girls I know woul...Great list, but most of the nerd girls I know would be looking to trade their inflatable Boreanaz for an inflatable James Marsters.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-17255554616335542882009-07-16T06:03:30.154-05:002009-07-16T06:03:30.154-05:00Don't forget the condoms, especially the glow ...Don't forget the condoms, especially the glow in the dark kind. Lots of uses and besides... there will be no TV.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07498827031501917424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-6622957929982388362009-07-16T00:29:54.688-05:002009-07-16T00:29:54.688-05:00Totally agree on the towel, duck tape, "Once ...Totally agree on the towel, duck tape, "Once More With Feeling" soundtrack and the cast from Mythbusters.<br /><br />But lets not forget...<br /><br />-boomstick<br />-magic 8 ball (for those really hard decisions)<br />-your copy of Pride & Prejudice & Zombies (so you can take strength and notes on how easily Elizabeth dispatches the zombies)Daynahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04568614612957788554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-44344760700868049692009-07-16T00:09:33.915-05:002009-07-16T00:09:33.915-05:00Forget adding just a plain old stake, add a replic...Forget adding just a plain old stake, add a replica of Buffy's Scythe. YeaaaaahDreamRose311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-17044508890554583902009-07-15T23:57:54.789-05:002009-07-15T23:57:54.789-05:00seeing as I'm planning to strand on an island ...seeing as I'm planning to strand on an island next week, it would be very helpful if you could point me in the direction of one david boreanaz inflatable doll. thanks.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11204997613989888645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-2496012064675360032009-07-15T23:54:15.369-05:002009-07-15T23:54:15.369-05:001) A gun, used to subdue #2...
2) A few surviving...1) A gun, used to subdue #2...<br /><br />2) A few surviving actors and TV writers. I'll give up civilization, but damned if I'll give up scripted entertainment. The lack of things like electricity will make special features hard to come buy, but at least there will be endless hours of commentary (see #1 for clarification). <br /><br />3) Print outs of every lolcat ever submitted. The escapades of basement cat and the desperate endeavor to gain more cheezeburgers will provide solace in the dark days of the apocalypse.<br /><br />4) Whatever's left of John Cena. I'm not greedy. A leg, a few fingers, a chunk of ribcage. I'll make do. <br /><br />5) Maps to all Barnes & Nobel distribution centers.LGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-41870989341031992672009-07-15T22:53:34.535-05:002009-07-15T22:53:34.535-05:00Amauriel - Nope!! My first thought was the entire ...Amauriel - Nope!! My first thought was the entire "Spatula City" commercial.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13165406713751084477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-78470704663304574382009-07-15T22:18:05.968-05:002009-07-15T22:18:05.968-05:00Towel is good.
So is McGyver.
I would need my iPo...Towel is good.<br />So is McGyver. <br />I would need my iPod, so small, and yet it contains all my music and plenty of good, nerdy TV episodes!<br />And [insert title of own favorite book here]. What nerd could live without his/her favorite book?<br />Now that I have made my additions to the list: where can I get my inflatable David Boreanaz? Cuz, you know, I...might need to float to safety....or something....Rachelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22863570.post-11119048163160166622009-07-15T21:48:22.046-05:002009-07-15T21:48:22.046-05:00I love it! Now, please tell me where i can buy th...I love it! Now, please tell me where i can buy the David Boreanaz blow-up doll? Huh? Pretty please???Suzanne Lanouehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16942981205465546079noreply@blogger.com