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Star Wars community on Livejournal comes this
List of Top 100 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing a Word with "Pants." I think it may have been around a while, but even if you've read it before, I dare you not to giggle at least once. My personal favorite? "I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further." Tee hee.
My favorite, which someone made into a LiveJournal icon, bless them, is "I find your lack of pants disturbing."
ReplyDeleteI think pants is just an inherently funny word. You can't go wrong with it!
ReplyDeleteI sent this to a friend not so long ago and his response was:
ReplyDeleteAnd of course, they missed a couple. Allow me to contribute, and in chronological order:
From The Phantom Menace - "You mean, I get to go with you in your pants?!" (Anakin to Qui-Gon)
From Attack of the Clones - "Sorry, Master, I forgot how much you hate pants." (Anakin to Obi-Wan)
From Revenge of the Sith - "His pants will be the same as our" (Anakin to Palpatine)
From Revenge of the Sith - "UN-LIM-IT-ED PANTS!" (Palpatine)
From A New Hope - Luke: "I'll be careful." Dr. Evazan: "You'll be pantsed!"
From A New Hope - "It didn't go in. Just impacted on the pants." (Red Leader during the attack on the Death Star)
From Empire Strikes Back - Lando: "Hey what did you do to my pants?" Han: "Your pants?! Hey, I won those fair and square."
From Return of the Jedi - "Jabba! Pants us, or die!" (Luke to Jabba)
From Return of the Jedi - "Thanks, Luke. I owe YOU pants." (Han to Luke)
Jen, those are great. I just don't think there's anything that can't be made better by using the word "pants."
ReplyDeleteFour score and seven pants ago...