Other Things That Enrage Christian Bale

"Grrr, I'm angry!"

• Nipple chafing

• Disrespectful unicorns

• Having to do all his own breathing
  

• Soft cheeses

• Any living creature that moves within his line of sight EVER including but not limited to Baby Jesus
  

• The way the sun is sometimes all the way on the other side of the planet and unable to shine on him
  

• Wiping his bottom with a soft yet unwilling argyle rabbit each morning

• How his secret identity – Captain Bulging Asshat – has been blown

• The fact that he’s actually taking a Terminator movie seriously

• The fact that he’s actually taking a Terminator movie directed by McG seriously

• The adorable nature of kittens, those unprofessional little fucks

Any I've missed?