More cow bell...sadly is not included here

If you have a few minutes at lunch today and would like to take a stroll down a weirdly, messed-up memory lane of Christopher Walken bizarreness, may I suggest checking out this article at esquire.com? It's basically "Christopher Walken Sells Out In Odd, Sometimes Disturbing Ways," all helpfully encapsulated in about six YouTube clips and a slew of funny captions, courtesy of Daniel Murphy who writes a wonderful blog called [redacted].