Tomorrow I'm auditioning for "Jeopardy." This is my second attempt so I'm feeling cool and confident, trusting that I will have learned an enormous amount about science by watching "Bones" DVDs for the last two weeks and an enormous amount about geography by getting lost in Brooklyn for an entire day last weekend. Still, though, I have my fingers crossed that I will only be tested on the following categories:
My Best Friends
Foods That Are Nearly As Good As Pie
That Time I Got Lost In The Met
Why David Duchovny Is Hot
Obscure Roman and Greek Trivia That Only I Know
Any advice for a would-be contestant? Any important trivia items you feel I should know before the big test? Please share!