To hell with you, Woodward and Bernstein. The Park Bench has uncovered a disturbing political conspiracy of its own. The evidence? Here is a picture of Kevin McDonald, Canadian humorist formerly of Kids in the Hall:
Aaaaand here's Nicolas Sarkozy, new president of France:
If this political switcheroo means Dave Foley will be France's new Minister of Awesomeness, then I'm one hundred percent behind the Franco-Canadian cover-up. Of course, this also means Yakov Smirnov will be staging a coup at the Kremlin next month.