Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Star Pants? Pants Wars?

From the Star Wars community on Livejournal comes this List of Top 100 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing a Word with "Pants." I think it may have been around a while, but even if you've read it before, I dare you not to giggle at least once. My personal favorite? "I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further." Tee hee.

4 comments:

Corenn said...

My favorite, which someone made into a LiveJournal icon, bless them, is "I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Liz said...

I think pants is just an inherently funny word. You can't go wrong with it!

Jen said...

I sent this to a friend not so long ago and his response was:

And of course, they missed a couple. Allow me to contribute, and in chronological order:

From The Phantom Menace - "You mean, I get to go with you in your pants?!" (Anakin to Qui-Gon)
From Attack of the Clones - "Sorry, Master, I forgot how much you hate pants." (Anakin to Obi-Wan)
From Revenge of the Sith - "His pants will be the same as our" (Anakin to Palpatine)
From Revenge of the Sith - "UN-LIM-IT-ED PANTS!" (Palpatine)
From A New Hope - Luke: "I'll be careful." Dr. Evazan: "You'll be pantsed!"
From A New Hope - "It didn't go in. Just impacted on the pants." (Red Leader during the attack on the Death Star)
From Empire Strikes Back - Lando: "Hey what did you do to my pants?" Han: "Your pants?! Hey, I won those fair and square."
From Return of the Jedi - "Jabba! Pants us, or die!" (Luke to Jabba)
From Return of the Jedi - "Thanks, Luke. I owe YOU pants." (Han to Luke)

Liz said...

Jen, those are great. I just don't think there's anything that can't be made better by using the word "pants."

Four score and seven pants ago...