+ Do you miss Jack Bauer as much as I do -- which is to say "somewhat," "not as much as I miss Tony and his soul patch" or "who?" Then check out NPR's look at "24"'s angriest, scowliest operative.
+ It's Monday, so why not be mildly impressed and disgusted at the same time? Here's Cracked's "Eight Least Impressive Guiness World Records." I like the guy with the longest ear hair. He's like a goat.
+ And in honor of St. Patrick's Day (*hic*), here's The Muppets' Beaker, Animal and the Swedish Chef singing "Danny Boy":
Happy Boozing It Up Day!